Voices Past and Present
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
~~~ Quotes from Testimony Winter Tour 2003 ~~~
(At 11:30pm, in the car, after 17 hours of driving)
"Do they have praise bands?" - Kevin
"What?? Praise pets??" - Uchenna
"No! Praise bands." - Kevin
"Man, I was going to say, dude, the Lamb of God is NOT a pet!" - Uchenna
"I thought you said praise *pans*." - Tony
"What the heck is a praise PAN?" - Kevin
"I don't know, those things you pass around?" - Tony
(During a Taboo game)
"War is..." - David
"A BAD THING!" - Dana and Uchenna, in unison
"Oh yeah! I learned this yesterday, and I was equally surprised!" - Ssonia
"In Tennessee, they deep-fry, like, the plate." - Uchenna
"Oh no, my food! I mean, my clothes!" - Kevin
"Big chicken with a diaper...that sounds familiar!" - Kevin
"I say stupid things. My brain farts, and then it just comes out." - Kevin
"Testimonial Acapulco" - sign advertising us, at one of the nursing homes
"Where are you guys sleeping?" - Dana
"Around." - Jeff
"Dido...isn't that a dog's name? Oh wait, that's Fido." - Ssonia
"DTR...Deranged Teenage Rodent?" - Rob
"The first thing I thought was 'Camera museum!', and then I thought, 'that must be wrong.' " - Rob
"I want orange gloves." - Rob
"Go stick your hands in a pumpkin." - Uchenna
"You are two waves from the same LED." - Rob
"Yi...AR!" - Tina, running into Lisa
"We're on Off-Broadway! That's hilarious!" - Rob
"I love the relationship between Tina and Jeff. It's like husband and wife." - Dana
"No, we'd kill each other." - Tina
"Oregon is in the U.S., Mom." - Kevin, on the phone
